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deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: angryblackman)

"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

- Unknown (via drapetomania)

(Source: stayygone)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

nicolezai:

Lol me

with father and boyfriend at family dinner

  • me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
  • father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.